Euphemistic Wooing Device
with interludes of
mathematical banter

I wanna do the deed.
I wanna wake the snake.
I wanna tap the tail.
I wanna pet the cat.
I wanna walk the dog.
I wanna shine the jewels.
I wanna pop the cork.
I wanna whoop the do.
I wanna flip your switch.
I wanna flap the Floyd.
I wanna [scream] ...

The function f of x is continuous at x-nought if and only if, for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists a delta greater than zero, such that whenever the absolute value of x minus x-nought is less than delta, the absolute value of f of x minus f of x-nought is less than epsilon.

I wanna wet the wick.
I wanna trip down south.
I wanna tup the ewe
Until we're inside out.
I wanna strain your sleep.
I wanna short the sheets.
I wanna tap the keg.
I wanna sprung the spring.
I wanna fill the blank.
I wanna thing your thang.
I wanna [scream] ...

Suppose there are a finite number of primes, designated p-one, p-two, p-three, through p-n. Construct the number p-n-plus-one by multiplying p-one times p-two times p-three, through p-n, and adding one to the product. Then p-n-plus-one is not divisible by p-one nor p-two nor p-three, through p-n, so there is a prime number not contained in the original list, and there are an infinite number of primes.

I wanna cream the cheese.
I wanna change your lanes.
I wanna dot the 'i',
And punctuate the 'o'.
I wanna move the stock.
I wanna spank the wares.
I wanna stem the hum.
I wanna number one.
I wanna ring your bell.
I wanna tag home plate.
I wanna [scream] ...

The area of a circle can be approximated by an inscribed, equilateral polygon with n sides, whose area is equal to the sum of n identical triangles, each with two vertices on the circle and one vertex at the center. As n approaches infinity, the circumference of the polygon approaches that of the circle, and the height of the triangles approaches the radius of the circle, so the area of the polygon approaches pi times radius squared.

I wanna sound the horn.
I wanna wing the ding.
I wanna mark the spot.
I wanna fit the ring.
I wanna dim the lights,
And then release the hounds.
I wanna peel your socks.
I wanna rock the rocks.
I wanna spread the word.
I wanna free your foot.
I wanna [scream] ...

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